Things That Go Boom - AnimalHypnoShift
For people who've sat on the floor at midnight - holding a shaking dog, or searching for a hidden cat - while the sky exploded

The panting. The pacing. The shaking.
The look in their eyes that guts you every single time.

You've tried the thundershirt. The supplements. The white noise. The soothing voice. None of it touched the part where the problem actually lives.

This does.

Things That Go Boom - Audio Series
I want to end our suffering for $37

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Sound familiar?

  • You check the weather app repeatedly before a storm rolls in
  • You dread long weekends because fireworks are guaranteed
  • You've felt genuine fury at the neighbour's party at eleven at night
  • You've cancelled plans because you couldn't leave them alone with what was coming
  • You carry guilt about a time you weren't home when it happened
  • Your body tightens at distant thunder, a bang from a construction site, even a car backfiring
  • You've tried at least 3 different calming products and landed back at square one
  • You've sat on the floor with them at midnight feeling completely helpless

Every single one of those things? Your animal felt it. Not after the noise. Before it. They felt the dread building in your body. The anger sitting in your chest. The checking, the bracing, the pre-living of every boom you've ever rehearsed in your mind.

They weren't just reacting to the noise. They were swimming in everything you were carrying about the noise.

That's not a blame story. It's a physics story. And physics can change.

You've tried everything for the thunder. The fireworks. The random boom at eleven at night.

We know.

Thundershirt
Didn't reach what your animal was picking up from your nervous system before the noise even started.
Supplements or calming treats
Took the edge off. Didn't touch the pattern underneath.
White noise or calming music
Masked the sound. Didn't address why your animal was already pacing before the first boom.
The soothing voice and sitting with them
Your voice said calm. Your nervous system said the opposite. They heard both. They believed the one that was louder.
Medication
Sedated the response. Didn't shift what was driving it.

Every one of them worked on your animal alone. But your nervous systems don't work alone. They're linked. When one shifts, both shift.

1
You hear a forecast. You check the calendar - 4th of July. The neighbours are setting up for a party. Your body braces.
2
Your animal reads the shift in you instantly.
3
The noise arrives. They're already activated - not from the sound, from you.
4
Both nervous systems lock. Neither one can settle.

The sound moves through in seconds. The bracing lasts for hours. In both of you.

A DIFFERENT APPROACH ENTIRELY
Things That Go Boom

Three recordings. Thirty minutes each. Specifically designed and attuned for both nervous systems - yours and theirs. Listen together, over and over. Nothing else out there works at this level.

This isn't a training program. It isn't desensitisation. It isn't meditation with paw prints on it. This is subconscious nervous system work - for both of you, at the same time, in the same room.

YES! I want something that actually works for $37
REAL RESULTS FROM REAL PEOPLE

How Fast Does It Actually Work?

After first listen

Something settles. You notice your breathing is different. Your animal is calmer than usual. You're not sure what just happened but something shifted.

After 1 week

The first storm or fireworks hit. And something is different. Not perfect - different. The bracing didn't arrive the way it usually does.

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Cynthia After first storm

"This series was miraculous. The first storm of the season came yesterday. Maggie jumped on the bed with the first thunder, and went to sleep. Normally she would be inconsolable. Next storm comes tomorrow and for the first time in a long time I am not worried at all."

After 3 weeks

Both nervous systems have reorganised. The noise arrives and something steady is already there, doing what it's always known how to do.

M
Margaret

"She just went to the glass door, laid down and watched the thunderstorm pass. Never seen that before."

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Emmie

"Fireworks last night. She sat in the kitchen with her sister and ate treats and didn't care about the booms. Can't believe it."

What Happens Inside

Tap each session to see what shifts.

Session 1 - Week 1 The Reset Begins

This session works on your nervous system first. The patterns that fire before the noise even arrives - the bracing, the dread, the anger - get met and unwound at the subconscious level.

Your nervous system stops hijacking the room before the noise starts
The anticipatory dread loosens its grip
Your animal gets space to access what they already carry
Most people feel it within days
Session 2 - Week 2 Their Turn

This session belongs mostly to your animal. Your job is to settle in and get out of the way. The most useful thing you can do is nothing at all.

Conditioned responses get cleared - gently, without force
What was borrowed from your nervous system gets returned
What was always underneath gets restored
Session 3 - Week 3 Coming Home

Something completes itself in this one. Both of you, fully addressed. Something permanent installed.

Both nervous systems reorganise around a new baseline
The noise arrives and neither of you locks up
You stop dreading what's coming. They stop bracing for what you're carrying.

Listen as many times as you need. No rigid schedule. Your nervous system sets the pace.

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THE SHIFT

Before the Series vs. After

Before
After
  • You check the weather app before bed. Your chest tightens.
  • Long weekends mean dread, not rest.
  • Your body braces before the first boom - your animal is already pacing.
  • You've sat on the bathroom floor at midnight whispering "it's okay" while feeling anything but.
  • Fireworks make you furious. Air shows make you sick.
  • You carry guilt about every storm you weren't home for.

Nothing changed about the noise. Your nervous system shifted - and everything else followed.

WHO'S BEHIND THIS
Vixy - AnimalHypnoShift

Hi, I'm Victoria.

I do subconscious work for people and their animals. I've spent years working at the intersection of human energy and animal behaviour, and what I've seen over and over is this: when the human's nervous system shifts, the animal's follows. Not sometimes. Every time.

This series came from that knowing - and from watching it play out across hundreds of sessions. The noise isn't the problem. The locked nervous systems are. Unlock one, and the other reorganises on its own.

Vixy | AnimalHypnoShift

Questions You're Probably Asking

How is this different from training?
Training works on behaviour. This works on the nervous system - yours and theirs. Most noise responses aren't a training problem. They're a co-regulation problem. When both nervous systems learn to let the sound move through instead of bracing against it, the behaviour shifts on its own.
How soon will I notice a difference?
Some people notice shifts after the first session. Others notice after all three. The real test is the next storm or fireworks - and based on what we're hearing back, the difference is landing.
Do I listen with my dog or cat or horse?
Ideally, yes. If your animal is nearby - in the room, on the bed, in the same field - that's the best setup. But the work still lands if they're elsewhere. The shift starts in your nervous system, and they feel that regardless of where they are in the house.
Is this only for dogs?
No. This series is for all animals - dogs, cats, horses. The work is universal because it starts with your nervous system, not theirs. If your animal reacts to thunder, fireworks, construction noise, air shows, or any loud unpredictable sound - this applies.
Do I need headphones?
No. Play it out loud so your animal can hear it too. Find a comfortable spot. Bring them close if you can. Press play.
What if my animal's response is really severe?
This is subconscious nervous system work, not veterinary medicine or behavioural training. It doesn't promise to eliminate the response. What it does is shift the pattern underneath - the co-regulation between your nervous system and your animal's - so both of you can let the sound move through instead of locking against it.
I'm sceptical about this kind of work. Will it still work?
Yes. The subconscious doesn't need your belief to do its job. It needs your presence. Lie down, press play, let the session run. Scepticism doesn't block it.
Can I listen more than once?
Yes. Many people repeat the series seasonally or before storm season begins. Each listen lands differently.
YOUR INVESTMENT
Things That Go Boom
$75 $37

Launch pricing - won't last

  • Session 1: The Reset Begins
  • Session 2: Their Turn
  • Session 3: Coming Home
  • Lifetime access
  • 30-day money-back guarantee
I'm ready - end our suffering for $37
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30-Day Money-Back Guarantee

Listen to all three sessions. Wait for the next storm, the next fireworks, the next boom. If you don't feel a genuine shift in your nervous system and in how your animal responds, email [email protected] within 30 days. Full refund. No questions asked.

If you've done the listening and felt nothing, you get your money back. Simple.

Three Weeks.
Two Nervous Systems.
One Shift.

You get grounded. Your animal gets calm for free.

Give us the shift - $37

P.S.

The next satisfying boom is coming. And for the first time, you won't be sitting on the bathroom floor at midnight wondering why nothing works. You'll both be on the couch. And that will be enough.